FAQ – The First Step is Admitting You Need More Miles
We know you have questions. Like, “Do I really need another bike?” (Yes.) Or, “Is it possible to ride too much?” (Absolutely not.) We’ve gathered the most common questions from fellow throttle junkies and provided answers that are about as serious as a biker trying to resist a scenic detour. So, grab a coffee (or a gas can), kick back, and let’s get to the truth: You’re one of us now. And there’s no turning back. 🏍️💨
Is this a real support group?
"Absolutely. We fully support your riding addiction."
Do I have to stop riding?
"Not unless you want to suffer from severe withdrawal symptoms."
How do I know if I'm a Throttleholic?
"If you've ever picked a restaurant based on how fun the ride there would be... welcome to the club."
What happens at a Throttleholics Anonymous meeting?
"We share our latest rides, plan future ones, and try to convince each other that we don’t need another motorcycle… but we all know that’s a lie."
What if my family doesn’t support my riding addiction?
"Introduce them to the throttle. If that doesn’t work, ride far enough until you forget what they said."
Is there a 24-hour hotline for emergency motorcycle cravings?
"Yes, it’s called your ignition switch. Twist it, and you’ll feel immediate relief."
How do I know if my addiction is getting worse?
"If you’ve ever calculated how many miles you can get out of a gas tank just to keep riding instead of stopping, you might be beyond saving."
Can I ever be cured of my need to ride?
"Yes, but we don’t recommend it. Side effects of quitting include sadness, excessive daydreaming, and an overwhelming urge to make vroom-vroom noises."